Showing posts with label Burning Man. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Burning Man. Show all posts

Sunday, October 7, 2007

Shirtcockers.

Shirtcocker: A man who wears a shirt but nothing from the waist down.

We've all seen them at Burning Man. Men, usually extremely hairy, strutting around with their junk waving around in all its "glory". Although there are plenty of men walking about completely naked, most people find the shirtcockers are a little more visually offensive. They are making a point that they want people looking at their stuff.

SO... I was a bit horrified to make a certain connection last night. Our friend, Porky Pig, IS A SHIRTCOCKER!!! AAAHHHHH!!!!!






Friday, September 21, 2007

Baby On Board

Quick anticdote from Burning Man...

I was doing my usual late-afternnon activity on day, hanging out on the couches on our Esplanade-frontage front porch watching the world go by.

A guy rode by on a bicycle with a "Baby On Board" sign attached to it. There was a rope attached to the back of the bike, and he was dragging along a wood board with a doll baby lying on it.
Baby on board. Brilliant!

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Back to the Default World. Ugh.


Hey kids. I'm back. I've been back for a week, but it feels like a month or more. I think I'm finally caught up on sleep.

It was a year of many "firsts" and many spectacular sights. Here's a VERY short list of some memorable moments and events.

The Man was burned five days early by an arsonist during the lunar eclipse. (He was rebuilt and back up on Thursday! Yay!) You may have heard about this. It made the national news. Me and two friends were right by The Man when it happened. The arsonist was chased by Black Rock Rangers right past us.

We had incredible dust storms on Thursday and Friday afternoons. The one on Friday was worth it, though. We had a full double rainbow appear over the city afterwards.

The Augerid meteor shower DID happen on Saturday morning. I viewed it from the trash fence... away from the city lights and smoke. I saw about 35 meteors in 40 minutes (that's really impressive).

I witnessed my good friend Annie marry her soulmate at the Temple of Forgiveness at dusk on Friday night.
I was attacked my a mob of zombies.

The "Crude Awakening" burn/performance was the most bone-chilling, but also beautiful thing I've ever seen.

I participated in the Monkey Chant at Center Camp on Friday afternoon. Ask me about that later...

I spun fire with my great friends Jewels and Wheylan on Sunday night (the last night I was there) for a wonderful audience. Burning Man was the reason I started spinning in the place. It made my experience complete. I received some of the best compliments of my life afterwards (while fighting back tears of joy).

All week, several people told me that I possess "great energy". The cab driver taking me home in Boston Wednesday morning echoed that sentiment... "you're a very nice, friendly lady, nice to talk to". It really struck a chord with me... that so many people pointed out the exact same trait over and over again.
Life changing again.
Check out this video for starters.



Thursday, August 23, 2007

GOING HOME!!!!!!!

Days until launch: 1!

24 hours from now, I will be leaving my house to catch my flight to California. I've been counting down the days for a couple of months now. On Saturday, I will be driving my rental car from Davis, CA to the Black Rock Desert 100 miles north of Reno, NV.
I'm freaking out... so excited. I've got sweaty palms and butterflies in my stomach. I am particulary excited for this year because it's been two years since I've been out there, and this will likely be my last trip to Burning Man. As awesome as it is, I simply can't afford to do it again. I definately could have spent less money on the trip, but there are certain things that I just had to do... like buy space on the Boston shipping container. I figure that I could spend a simliar amount of cash on a trip to somewhere I haven't been before so I decided to really go all out this year. I've also had a rough week, and I need to get out there as soon as possible... need to leave my troubles behind.
One of the nice things about going to Burning Man is that I will be completely occupied for 10 days. It's like being brain-washed. Because I will be off the grid entirely, it's actually hard to think about my problems in "the default world". It's pretty insane to think about how isolated and disconnected we are out there. During my last trip out there in 2005, Katrina hit New Orleans, and no one heard anything about it for days.
This should be my last post for a couple of weeks. I'm sure I will have lots of stories and pictures to share once I return... and after I sleep for a few days.
GOING HOME!!!!!

Monday, August 20, 2007

Dr. Strangelove Quote Rings True

Major T.J. "King" Kong: "Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff. "


Or a few good days out at Burning Man with all that stuff. Too bad they've banned firearms. I also recommend more than one issue of prophylactics!

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Astronomy Geek/Burner Heaven!

As you have probably guessed already, there are two very important things in my life: astronomy and Burning Man.
I was very excited to learn that there will be a total lunar eclipse while I'm in the Black Rock Desert this year, but I just found out about another astronomical event that's got the potential to be even cooler! This meteor shower is only going to be visable from certain areas of Western Northern America (huh... the Black Rock Desert is in the very Northwestern corner of Nevada!). We'll be in a perfect spot for viewing this shower!!

The "playa" is far far away from regular city lights. We do have light polution from our own temporary city, though. I plan on venturing out to deep playa to try to get the best viewing spot possible.

I'm quoting from NASA's website. If you would like to read the whole article... http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2007/08aug_aurigids.htm

On Sept. 1, 2007, a flurry of bright and oddly-colored meteors might—emphasis on might--come streaming out of the constellation Auriga, putting on a beautiful early morning show for sky watchers in western North America.

The source of the putative shower is Comet Kiess (C/1911 N1), a mysterious "long-period comet" that has visited the inner solar system only twice in the past two thousand years. In 83 BC, give or take a few centuries, Comet Kiess swung by the sun and laid down a trail of dusty debris that has been drifting toward Earth's orbit ever since. On Sept. 1, 2007, the dusty trail and Earth will meet.

But will a shower actually materialize? The answer lies in the unknown contents of the debris stream.

"We have so little experience with ancient debris from long-period comets," notes Bill Cooke of NASA's Meteoroid Environment Office (MEO) at the Marshall Space Flight Center. "Almost anything could happen—from a fizzle to a beautiful meteor shower."

"We expect the outburst to peak at 11:36 UT (4:36 a.m. PDT) +/- 20 minutes on Sept. 1st. The whole event should last about 2 hours and be visible from California, Oregon, Hawaii and the eastern Pacific Ocean."

Earth has had at least three encounters with the debris stream in the past century—in 1935, 1986, and 1994. Unfortunately, few people were outdoors paying attention. The best observed encounter was in 1994 when veteran meteor watchers Bob Lunsford and George Zay of southern California witnessed a number of bright blue-green meteors emerging from Auriga. The brief shower was remarkable both for its conspicuous lack of faint meteors and for the vivid colors--characteristics that may be repeated on Sept. 1st.

Meteors from long-period comets are of special interest for two reasons:
#1 -- Long period comets almost always take us by surprise. They linger in the outer solar system, hiding in the dark for thousands or millions of years, until their slow orbits turn them sunward and--in they plunge! Because of this surprise factor, long period comets pose a unique impact threat. Jenniskens and others are keen to study meteor showers from long period comets because the showers could be a "tell" that a comet is out there, and the orbit of the meteoroids can reveal where.

#2 -- Meteors from long period comets may be very primitive. Consider the following: Most meteor showers (e.g., the Perseids and Leonids) are caused by short period comets, which pass through the inner solar system every few decades or, at most, centuries. Their icy surfaces are frequently heated and vaporized by intense sunlight, and the comet dust they produce is correspondingly fresh. Long period comets, on the other hand, are rarely sun-blasted, and their surfaces may retain ancient substances formed by billions of years of cosmic ray exposure in the outer solar system. Flakes from this "pristine crust" may produce odd colors when they hit Earth's atmosphere.

Is that why the Aurigid meteors of 1994 were blue-green? Were they bits of pristine crust from Comet Kiess? Again, no one knows.

Jenniskens notes that another meteor outburst, the alpha Monocerotids of 1995, also thought to hail from an unknown long-period comet, was strange: "The alpha-Monocerotids penetrated 5 km deeper in the atmosphere than other meteors of similar size and speed and they had [an unusually] low content of sodium."

To get to the bottom of some of these mysteries, Jenniskens and colleagues from the NASA Ames Research Center, Utah State University, the USAF Academy and elsewhere will board two private jets to observe the Aurigids from the clear air of 45,000 feet. They'll use spectrometers, cameras and telescopes to measure the velocity, penetration, and chemical composition of incoming meteoroids.

Bill Cooke of the MEO won't be on board, but he wishes the flyers well. "If this shower actually happens, they data they collect may tell us new things about an important population of meteoroids in the solar system. Plus, it would be a good show for people on the ground."


Above: Flight path of Jenniskens' airborne Aurigid observing campaign.

Monday, August 6, 2007

Another Anxiety Dream

Days Until Container Loading: 6
Days Until Launch: 18
Days Until The Man Burns: 26
Days Until Broke: -62



It happens every year before I go to the playa... I have Burning Man anxiety dreams. I wake up in a cold sweat, disturbed and upset. The dreams must happen because there is so much effort, thought, and money going into the planning and preparation for this event, and we all want it to go perfectly. I don't think I've ever met a burner who has not had these anxiety dreams.


The most common subject of my dreams is that I have arrived at Black Rock City without most of my gear; costumes, a tent, food and water, etc. Another recurring dream is that the man is accidentally set on fire prior to the event or towards the beginning of the week.


Last night, I had my worst anxiety dream yet. As usual, I arrived without some critical supplies (my brand new pink goggles among other things). Whatever. Been there, done that. I got to the playa a couple of days early when all the real hard core burners are there building and preparing for the week of mayhem, but in this dream, I had already been beating there by hundreds of thousands of "tourists". Tourists are the lame-ass fuckers who come to Burning Man only to be a spectator. They come to check out naked chicks, do drugs, and leave trash everywhere. They suck, and I hate them. I was standing on the Esplanade completely surrounded by a mob of them, and the sea of tourists stretched as far as the eye could see. I was seriously considering going home, but what a horrible thought!? To get all the way there, to the middle of freaking nowhere, after all that preparation and money spent, just to turn around and go home. Devastating.


Even though it was just a dream, and I concerned about this year and the future of Burning Man. We've been seeing more and more references to our little secretive event all over the television and in movies. In an episode of American Dad, the family ends up at Burning Man. In Robot Chicken, Bill Clinton and Snoop Dogg hijack Air Force One, and taunt W back at the White House, "We're going to Burning Man, woooo!" Also, in "Knocked Up", they make fun on their friend's scruffy beard by asking, "How was Burning Man this year, dude?"


It used to be that when I mentioned Burning Man to people, they had never heard of it. As time has gone on, more and more people seem to have at least heard of it. I guess that scares me a little. It was kinda nice being part of something incredibly special, known mostly to the most relevant people.


For many reasons, this is likely my last trip to Black Rock City. I'm afraid there will be a certain amount of reality to my dream. The last time I went, in 2005, I noticed a lot of tourists especially towards the end of the week. When you spot frat boys in khaki shorts, t-shirts, and baseball caps, you know something is definitely off.

I'll be sure to let you know how it turns out when I return. In the meantime, I'll continue to fall asleep and dream about everything going wrong at that far away place...

Monday, July 30, 2007

La Contessa


One of my very first pictures from my first Burning Man in 2003 is of me and several friends posing in front of La Contessa, one of the most creative art cars ever to come to the playa. The La Contessa was built by a group of burners from San Francisco- members and friends of the Extra Action Marching Band. Essentially, she was a Spanish Galliard built upon a school bus and adorned by a figurehead at the front of the ship. Inside, it was a picture of luxury: opulent, with a fancy bar, gilded frames, velvet trim — a cross between a fancy bordello and a captain's stateroom. At night, La Contessa would "sail" around the playa, full of costumed partiers, with Extra Action Marching Band drumming, playing, and dancing. La Contessa was driven by the "blind" captain who needed someone on deck with a walkie talkie to help steer the ship. It was bulky and hard to maneuver. Because of its ginormous size, La Contessa did not return to San Francisco after each Burning Man in the Nevada desert. It was simply too large and difficult to disassemble. In 2003, Joan Grant, a local land owner near the Burning Man site, welcomed La Contessa onto her land to spend the 51, non-Burning Man weeks of the year. At Burning Man 2004, La Contessa was banned from the playa for speeding and other generally unsafe activity.

Rewind to early 2003...
I was living in Houston, Texas. My good friend, Nick, invited me along on a trip to Austin to see a show: the Extra Action Marching Band. I hadn't heard of them before, but Nick convinced me that it was worth driving all the way to Austin to see them. At the time, I was unaware that Extra Action and La Contessa were connected at all. The show was awesome, but short. Imagine a marching band... on heroine. They spread out across the club, intermixed with the crowd, half-naked women danced, and there was quite a tribal or ritualistic atmosphere to their performance. We were talking to some of the band members after the show, and they said they were going to "storm" Emo's (a club further down 6th St) at 2am. Cool! We went out barhopping, and at 2am we headed to Emo's, but there was no Extra Action Marching Band in sight. Damn! What happened? Disheartened, we started to think about going home. The bars were closing, and there was nothing left to do. Just then, we heard the sound of drums. We walked over to see Extra Action starting to play far down an alley. We ran down, we were the first people there. The band played and we danced and frolicked. As other people were leaving the bars, they also were drawn down this alley, and soon there was a huge crowd of people crammed into this alley. Somehow, Robin and I ended up in the middle a circle of band members. We danced as a girl masturbated on top of a dumpster behind us. A memorable experience, to say the least.

Fast Foward to Burning Man 2004...

I searched for La Contessa and Extra Action Marching Band. Somehow, I managed to keep missing them. This was the most exclusive ride in town... aboard the La Contessa with Extra Action. Early one evening, just as the festivities were getting started, I heard the sound of drums coming from a neighboring camp. Extra Action! I jumped onto my playa bike, and rode after the sound. Again, I couldn't find them!! Frustrated from yet another failed attempt, I return to my camp and continued to get ready for my evening out on the town. The next morning, my friend Jim came to me with a horrible story. Just after I had left to go out for the night, Jim ran into Extra Action board La Contessa. he told them how there was this crazy girl from his camp that had been looking for them all week. They told Jim to quickly go find me, and I would be invited to sail with them that night. Jim came back to camp to find me, but I had already left. What heartbreak?! Shortly after that night, La Contessa was permantly docked and was not allowed to sail at Burning Man for safety violations. I had missed my chance.

Fast Foward to Summer 2006...

La Contessa rested on Joan Grant's land, and was looted. The sculpture that had adorned the front of the ship was packed away inside the hull, and was stolen. It is rumored that a picture of the sculpture was spotted on Tribe.net before people knew it had been stolen, and it still has not been recovered. San Francisco artist, Monica Maduro, asks that the sculpture be returned... no questions asked because it is the last remaining piece of La Contessa.

Joan Grant sold her land to her neighbor and local real estate tycoon, Mike Stewart; although she retained a lifelong lease of her ranch home, a provision she believed also applied to the art pieces she stored within sight of her home. Stewart is one of the biggest property owners in the region. In addition to possessing land and water rights that would be lucrative in any development project, he owns Orient Farms, Empire Farms, and a four-megawatt geothermal power plant.Stewart did not share the same passion for the Burning Man festival as Grant. In fact, Stewart led a legal and regulatory battle against Burning Man in 2003, trying unsuccessfully to shut down the Ranch and thus kill the event.

On December 5, 2006, without informing anyone of his intent, Stewart set fire to La Contessa and had the charred remains hauled away.

"My understanding was it was OK to park it there. But I guess he had it burned down," Grant told the SF Bay Guardian. "As far as I'm concerned, it was arson."

Burning Man spokesperson Marian Goodell said that Stewart never contacted the organization to request removal of La Contessa, and that if he had, it would have facilitated the piece's removal from the property. "We were surprised to hear about the fire, absolutely shocked," Goodell said.

Many people in the immediate area, including local residents and Burning Man organizers, find it hard to believe that Stewart's actions were not malicious in nature. A legal battle is ongoing, but it appears that there will not be criminal charges brought against Stewart.

In February 2007, Extra Action Marching Band and others from the San Francisco community held a viking funeral for La Contessa. Hundreds came to pay their respects and say their final goodbyes to this wonderful piece of Burning Man history.