Shirtcockers.

Shirtcocker: A man who wears a shirt but nothing from the waist down.

We've all seen them at Burning Man. Men, usually extremely hairy, strutting around with their junk waving around in all its "glory". Although there are plenty of men walking about completely naked, most people find the shirtcockers are a little more visually offensive. They are making a point that they want people looking at their stuff.

SO... I was a bit horrified to make a certain connection last night. Our friend, Porky Pig, IS A SHIRTCOCKER!!! AAAHHHHH!!!!!